The Coast Guard, which traffics rivers too apparently found a human torso floating in the Mississippi River Sunday just blocks from the Anheuser-Busch Brewery.
It is unknown if the torso is that of a man or a woman, or how long it may have been in the water. The body will be sent to the medical examiner for further investigation.
Um…the torso wasn’t enough to tell if it was a woman? Bummer. Might have been suicide then.
Also, if a dead body floats down river to St. Louis do we still have to count that violent crime on our total? That really doesn’t seem fair if so. Tell you what…we’ll count it has a half.
via KSDK