Donna Judish is the Sexiest Woman In St. Louis and Here’s My Plan to Get Her


Man some guys get all the breaks.  She Richard up there?  He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there!  Man.  How did he do it?!

It doesn’t matter though.  Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like.

I don’t want to give it all away, but it starts with “Here’s a dollar…”

Photo via STLToday

Apparently these two fought another homeless guy over a dog, which I would have written about but then I realized that homeless people fighting over stuff isn’t even remotely newsworthy!  Way to be Post Dispatch.