Found on Ebay while watching the Rams piss away another win-able game:
“98 TONY BANKS ODYSSEY HOLOGOLD 1ST QTR /150 RARE” (link)
$0.99 seems high for old Tony Banks. Really high. Like $1.50 high.
“2008 Upper Deck Signature Aaron Miles Autograph” (link)
God bless scrappiness! It’s the only reason he got enough bids to get two bids and $1.50. Here’s hoping the money is used wisely by ebay seller amiles_redbirdz4eva. Tony won’t be around to keep signing him forever.
“NOAH’S ARK Restaurant Children’s Menu St Charles MO” (link)
$9 bucks for an old menu of a theme restaurant? This is why the terrorists hate us.
“St. Louis Cardinals Women T-shirt – M” (link)
All the best shirts could be confused with a child’s bed sheets. This will look great in XXXL in section 443.
“VP Fair Beer Can Schell Brewing Co. 1982 SS Mint Nice” (link)
Getting a beer at the VP fair? $0.50. Not drinking it: -4 hours of fun. Selling that same beer 28 years later? Apparently not priceless.
“St. Louis Cardinals Tony LaRussa autographed card” (link)
Cards with Tony actually smiling are worth a lot more.