Don’t you recognize me?! It’s St. Charles man! Your boy St. Chuck! …look, I’ve got a problem man. Could I get a few bucks from you?
No no no no! Its not like that. Its just…man…times are tough dude and I…I just need a little cash right now to get me through.
Ok ok. Its not charity man! I’m selling some stuff! …um look, here’s a list. See anything there you like?
I’ve got a Palm! …kinda like an iPhone. You need eight cardboard magazine holders? No? How about some well worn, 50 foot microphone cables? Oh wait! A Zip Drive! You wanna a Zip Drive? Its the eight track of the computer world dude! You need to store something more than a floppy disk but don’t want to care around a cumbersome thumb drive with 22x the storage? Zip drive that crap dude!
…lets see…what else do I have…
A doorbell that I’m not sure works? Hmmm? Office chair, with arms? You love arms!
…ok fine, then how about you give me five bucks and I won’t stab you?
[Editor’s Note: Everything listed in bold is the exact description from the list of crap they are “auctioning” off Sunday.]
Via our tipsters and STLToday.