Lets see if we can decode this one together…but I’m going to warn you, this one is really going to be tough: (link)
dodge my balls – m4w (webster)
and don’t kick me, blue! you should know who you are and what we were doing!
You know what? I’ve got nothing. Good luck you crazy kids, here’s hoping you hook up.
Well, that one was just too crazy…lets try another: (link)
… – m4w
……were you sleep?
I give up.