Guys? Hello?! Did the apocalypse happen?

Honestly, we don’t know because there’s been a row of broken busted-ass buildings outside our bedroom window for a long time now, and so it’s pretty hard to tell if the world ended, or we’re just still looking at the same “historical landmarks” we always see. Someone call San Francisco and ask if things look different over there because we just aren’t sure in St. Louis. Yeah, we could check the other upstairs window, but we’re still pretty snugly and there’s no point in getting out of bed if the world ended.

Kinda felt like having internet access was a good sign, and “Maury” is on, but we’re pretty sure we’ve seen this paternity test already so it’s a tough call…anyone alive out there?!

Thanks.