Forbes Magazine’s yearly billionaire list was released and we wanted to share with you St. Louis connected people on that list. Just when you start to feel superior, here we come with a list of mega-rich old people that could buy and sell your ass like the whore we all know you are.
#123 Jack Taylor, founder of Enterprise Rent-A-Car. Net worth: $6 billion
#176 Pauline MacMillan Keinath, old money. Net worth: $4.5 billion
#297 Ann Walton Kroenke, Wal-Mart heir. Net worth: $3.2 billion
#342 Stanley Kroenke, Rams minority owner. Net worth: $2.9 billion
#363 Nancy Walton Laurie, another Wal-Mart heir and former Blues owner. Net worth: $2.7 billion
#672 That “homeless” guy you blew off. Net worth: $1.2 billion He was going to say “thank you kind sir” and then rip off his rags to reveal a shining white tuxedo and give you a huge check for being nice…it could have been your very own Brewster’s Millions, but you stepped over him to spend the money on a Frappuccino.