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It’s been a while since we’ve done a proper link post, highlighting some of the best things being said around town, so we’re gonna do one. Right now. **Joe Sports Fan: **A word (give or take a thousand) about JC Corcoran… JC Corcoran has dug himself a hole over this Pujols thing and has chosen to just keep digging, and Joe Sports Fan is calling him on his shit. Good for them! [Read More]

Way more real than WWE wrestling.

Sorry for the odd meta post, but after nothing on Thursday, Friday and then today, we felt the need to say on the site that our lack of posts is not because we’re dead, or totally agree with your father and got tired of your crap, we’re just sick.

We should be back on Tuesday.

Check out the July issue of St. Louis Magazine, the one with a Ted Drewes cup on the cover, flip to page 79, give yourself a second to read about John Hamm on the previous page, then look slightly right…a little more right…now look up…check us out yo! A-List! Right there next to Erin Bode, who’s photo looks like they really cropped tightly, removing the full shoot where we’re towering over her with our shirt off and rocking some skin-tight cutt-off jeans shorts, as she looks right in to our crotch. [Read More]

It’s been a hectic two-week vacation, but we are back at the keyboard, tickling your lookin’ balls with the kind of finger magic and slightly dirty words that are usually only reserved for the most classy of summer hookups where you think she might be a little freak, but you don’t want to scare her off, so you just like kinda slap her ass a little…just hard enough where she can get into it, but soft enough so that if she gets all weird about it, you can just laugh and say “No! [Read More]

Sorry everyone! We’ve traveling the last few days, but we thought we would have Internet access throughout…but that didn’t end up being the case, so we’re on vacation now we guess. There are definitely things we wanted to weigh in on, so we may try to get something written or worst case, just be late to the party when we get back to St. Louis. We’ll be back at it in a few days, and you would not believe how long it took us to write this on our phone with a shoddy cell connection. [Read More]

We thought it might be fun, as May draws to a close, to pull up some of the biggest posts from a year ago. So we dug back in to the archives and found some of the favorites from May 2010 when we were all a year younger, slightly more innocent and Joplin, Missouri still existed. 05.14.2010: “Crown Candy Record Breaker Lied About His Identity” — It was one year ago when we broke the story about the Crown Candy Malt Challenge being destroyed by a mystery man. [Read More]

Yes, we’ve made fun of him, and then interviewed him, and now we’re promoting his new video “Facebook Jump Off”…because he put a screenshot of us in there. Yes, even the venerable Punching Kitty has moments of whorish behavior. Whorish mind you. We aren’t whores, but sometimes we may assume the characteristics of a whore. Ladies, you know what we’re getting at right?

Anyway, local rapper Corle 2 Da dropped us a line to let us know that we made the cut and have a quick cameo in his latest video (see animated gif version below, and the full version is after the jump).

When we not so subtly suggested that we appear in one of his famed YouTube videos during the interview it appeared our chances were slim at best.

PK: You’ve given visual shoutouts to the RFT in both “So St. Louis” and “Digital” is this interview our first step in getting a Punching Kitty appearance?

Corle: Ah a Punching Kitty appearance…in an upcoming video I’m guessing, well it is definitely a possibility, the RFT has been real supportive of my work and I appreciate that.  I saw you won an award at RFT web awards as well didn’t you?  Really though, they are great at recognizing people and topics in the community.

…yet here we sit, watching an animated gif go back and forth! In turn for this, we will guarantee the following things for Corle 2 Da as a thank you.

1,000 video views. (To keep things simple on the accounting side, we’ll just take credit for the first 1,000.)

A picture of ET dressed as Mr. T…

…and one post where we don’t take a single shot at him.

Check out his full video for “Facebook Jump Off” below.

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Sorry folks, but we have to do a bit of running around for the next couple of days, and as such, new stuff here will be spotty at best. Things should settle back in by next week at the latest. In the meantime, enjoy this old Schweig Engel commercial and marvel at the one guy who appears to be playing a overdosed crackhead, while trying to figure out if that’s Ray Romano or not. [Read More]

Sorry folks. We’ve been doing a bit of running around last night and today, so instead of just giving you a crappy, hurriedly written post, we’ll just get back at it tomorrow with a few little less crappy and hurriedly written posts.

As usual, apologies are accompanied by something like a little baby kitten clutching a little teddy bear:

Photo Credit: Cute Overload