Ahhhhh! Breaking news from KSDK! A class of eighth grade students and their teachers were attacked!!!! …by yellow jackets…and it was last Thursday. One girl got stung a bunch of times, but she’s fine. Hmm. Seems like there should be more here…oh wait! Check out this picture KSDK made! Aaaaaaahhhhh!
We swear to you that we did not make that. It’s legit, and stupid. It’s legitimately stupid.
Sooo…on yeah. Aaaahhhhh! What happened to these poor students that had a total emergency when being attacked by that giant bug and that drop-shadowed font, but not enough for KSDK to report on it then?
After the group ran from the swarm, they waited for emergency workers at a pavilion. Firefighters praised the students and the teachers for not panicking.
Officials said there was no way to prevent the attack. But it helped that the teachers had just completed a required wilderness training program.
Ok, dammit. Kids going outside and getting stung isn’t news! No, it doesn’t help that you put a 20 pt font in front of the yellow jacket picture….I mean maybe if the text was blinking…but even then, only barely.