Harry Pujols…or phonetically…Harry Poo-holes.
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Now that we’ve settled that its true, there’s the matter of why the hell anyone with the last name of Pujols would go by Harry. Hank…Harrison…Skippy…Lorenzo…Albertsmycousingivemethings?! All of those would go much better in front of Pujols than Harry.
We know what you are thinking: Use your middle name! Sadly we’ve found out that Harry’s middle name is Fingermy. So maybe stick with Harry after all.