You know how sometimes you catch a glimpse of something and you are all like “Oh hells yeah! Where’s a change machine, I need me some singles…did these pants just get tight?” but then you read more and you hear this little drooping sound from your crotch?
That just happened when I saw a news post for a “Parade of Pink”…its what what you think…its way way gayer.
Members of the Wentville Firefighters Community Outreach will host a 7k run, a 1-mile walk and 1:30 p.m. “Parade of Pink.”
A pink firetruck will stop in Lake Saint Louis and Wentzville next month as part of a nationwide fund-raising tour for breast cancer research.
[The] fund-raising festival that will include a barbecue, a beer garden, events for children, a “pink pet” parade, raffles, a balloon launch and t-shirt sales.
I can never get my mind around how something so overtly gay that it includes a pink firetruck but can still be about boobs.
I should also mention that Punching Kitty headquarters has always offered free breast exams if you are hot…we’ll also grab your but if you think you might have cute ass cancer.