Pujols Likes Milk, Well We Think That’s Milk…Of Course it is. Why Wouldn’t It Be?

 Posted on March 25, 2010  |  The Editor

Albert “Stop Calling My El Hombre” Pujols finally got on a Got Milk ad. Apparently being the best player in a major sport doesn’t qualify you ahead of a bunch of crappy musicians, actors and a guy that beat the hell out of his girlfriend. In fact we here are loving the irony of how bad ass Pujols’ Got Milk ad is in comparison to Chris Brown’s…ahem…less bad ass ad. [Read More]
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St. Louis Anagrams: Spring Training Edition

 Posted on March 3, 2010  |  The Editor

Here are more St. Louis anagrams, where where mix the letters up and find the results more than a little creepy! Chris Carpenter……….Sphincter Racer Yadier Molina……….I Nailed Mayor [Editor’s Note: Woah and ewwwww. There’s something you can’t un-see.] Albert Pujols……….Jots Bull Rape Skip Schumaker……….Kicks Ear Humps David Freese……….If Reds Evade [Editor’s Note: I guess Dave’s riding the pine when the Reds come to town.] Brendan Ryan……….Ban Nerd Yarn Matt Holliday………. [Read More]
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Bryan Burwell Wants to Remind You That You Are Horrible People

 Posted on February 22, 2010  |  The Editor

Bryan Burwell wants you to leave professional athletes alone! Why? Because you “fans” are all horrible people! …I mean not all of you, but enough that he feels its ok to blame us all for the bad ones. I have to laugh when I listen to or read the voice of the outraged fan who now believes that he is entitled to more out of Woods than he has already given. [Read More]
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Your World Champion 1926 Cardinals!

 Posted on February 11, 2010  |  The Editor

Found and posted by St. Louis Twitter-er Kopper –

Note the advertiser text at the bottom to receive your “handsome catalog of guns, traps and trapping supplies” by simply mailing a card to the St. Louis Fur Exchange Building.

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Matt Holliday Tweets

 Posted on February 4, 2010  |  The Editor

Its been confirmed through a few sources that it is in fact the Matt Holliday tweeting at twitter.com/mattholliday7. Not only that, but after reading over his stream of “tweets” we can say Matt Holliday seems pretty cool. Below is a sampling of some of his best mind droppings. Matt Holiday’s thoughts on… Turkey Bacon: not sure turkey bacon has earned the right to be called bacon, maybe breakfast turkey strips [Read More]
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Casey Mulligan Might Make it to the Show This Summer!

 Posted on February 1, 2010  |  The Editor

According to ESPN’s MLB prospect, and faking himself into thinking he is way more important than he is expert, Keith Law says St. Louis Cardinals prospect Casey Mulligan might be good enough to get to St. Louis this summer: Relievers don’t usually make my top 100 unless they’re top-shelf, but ex-catcher Casey Mulligan and his plus changeup could sneak into the big leagues this year. You might recognize the name Casey Mulligan. [Read More]
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Kurt Warner Walks Away From the NFL

 Posted on February 1, 2010  |  The Editor

We’ve given Kurt Warner a hard time in the past and we still don’t fully understand the people that are so wrapped up in Warner-love that they seemingly forget about just how bad he was at the end of his Rams’ career. However, Kurt Warner is seemingly a great guy that has had a great career (though not hall of fame worthy) and made the rarely seen choice to end it on top. [Read More]
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Former Cardinals Farmhand Stubby Clapp Carries Olympic Torch

 Posted on January 22, 2010  |  The Editor

There once was a man name Stubby Clapp you toiled away in the Cardinals minor league system, only briefly appearing in the majors in 2001. In 25 at-bats Clapp tallied 5 hits, 1 walk, 7 strike outs and 1 RBI giving him a .200 average. Nice. His fame in Memphis playing for the minor league Redbirds though knew no bounds and in fact his #10 is the only one ever to be retired by the team. [Read More]
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Rick Ankiel Calls Super-Agent Scott Boras

 Posted on January 14, 2010  |  The Editor

[Ring! … Ring! … Ring!] Scott Boras: Hello? Rick Ankiel: Hey! How have you been? SB: Uh, good. Who’s this? RA: Ha! Yeah…so haven’t heard from you in a while. SB: I know…I’ve been busy. Seriously, who is this? RA: Rick! Rick Ankiel. SB: Oh yeah! Sorry…you know…bad connection. How’s the old pitching arm kid?! RA: Scott, remember? I’m an outfielder now. SB: …oh yeah. Real shame about that. RA: Yeah, so anyway…great job with Matt Holliday by the way. [Read More]
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