Punching Kitty will be on a little vacation for the rest of the week. Just the rest of the week…not like our last “vacation“.
Don’t worry though, though we won’t be doing our full posting schedule, we do have a few things queued up for our sexy readers while we are on our break.
To staisfy your insane obsession with us we’ll tell you what we are doing on our vacation: We’re going to Paraguay to find this chick pictured below.
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Links: The World At Large, Filtered Down and Delivered. Please Tip.
Here are some links for things going on today you might be interested. Picked just for you, because we like you so much. Is that a new shirt? Looks great. Have you been working out? …oh. Just the shirt then? Still looking good though!
The Cardinals lost. No the Diamondbacks are not good. Someone at Boeing is striking again. Still checking if anyone other than them cares…wait all done…no. The guy that writes the stuff for “gossip” columnist Jerry Berger thinks the Leisa Zigman is a celebrity.
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That Whole Pretzel Thing
We’re really sorry. We tried to care. Really tried…ok that’s a lie, we kinda tried. Didn’t stick though. The whole thing is a freaking yawn no matter how many times the Mayor blogs about it.
Please join us in not giving a crap by watching “Kittens on a slide”
Dear Punching Kitty: Me Use Internet Explorer. Me No Smart About Internet.
We love our readers, so cordial and internet savvy. We also like this guy too, just because we just want to pat him on the head, wipe his face and help him tighten his retard helment’s chin strap.
Have you ever bothered to view your site in IE? It looks really, well…like your [sic] dumb.
We’re dumb, yet you use Internet Explorer, apparently willingly. Wait…does your mom know you are on the computer?
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Links For Your Blue Monday
It’s May 17th! The Beautiful Kind is back in action!
Cops find dude murdered at South City car dealership. Key quote from police: “The place is kind of ransacked a little bit. It could be just from the way they keep the business, we don’t know at this time.” Way to kick them when their down officer. — KSDK.com
The community helps a guy figure out some good date ideas for St.
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Looking for Local Advertising on Punching Kitty
We’ve been running Google ads on here since the site first appeared a year and a half ago, but lets face it, they aren’t great. We aren’t looking to make a lot, or as it were, any money from the site, but we want the ads to actually be a benefit and add to the Punching Kitty product. These aren’t doing it.
If you are a local (St. Louis) business and would like to sponsor Punching Kitty, contact us at editor@punchingkitty.
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Dear Punching Kitty: More on the Strippermobile
We get a lot of comments, twitter replies, emails and notes stuck to our door with large knives so we thought it was time to answer some of those.
Our first foray into answering to the whims of our adoring public starts from a comment left on a recent post about the Riverfront Time’s photos of the now infamous “Strippermobile”: RFT Gets Photos of Stripper Mobile
Replying to our remark:
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Domestic Disasters Montage For Your Friday Enjoyment
It can’t all be about St. Louis right? Sometimes you just need to get outside that ole’ box and watch a good old fashion internet montage.
This editing together of several “Domestic Disasters” from infomercials is one of our new favorites.
If you love infomercials like we do at Punching Kitty headquarters, check out Ridiculous Infomercial Review.
Oh Hey, a List of Links!
Here are something little things of note going on around St. Louis that really didn’t deserve a post of their own:
Keith Tkachuk has announced his retirement. …oh you might not know who he is. He played for the Blues. …the Blues are a hockey team. …They play in St. Louis. …It’s the MetroLink stop just west of Busch Stadium. …This is what hockey is.
We have lots of perverts in this town.
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April Fools Day 2010
We decided that St. Louis stories are bat-shit crazy enough so we didn’t do a single April Fools Day post today.
You’re welcome.