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For a guy that only hit .199 for a 6 year major league career, he hit a home run on this one.

Not liking that one? Here’s three more:

1. Tony sure put his bat in the right place to make this hit!

2. Nothing pisses of Tony more than a pitcher going for his guys, but I’d still take my chances going high and tight to her.

3. Tony LaRussa has a hot daughter. Baseball.

…feel free to give your own baseball/sex/hot daughter metaphor in the comments.