The Lions Pounced on the Rams and Ate Their Face

The Lions didn’t just beat our St. Louis Rams Sunday afternoon, they destroyed them, dropping their largest point total on an opponent in over 15 years. The Lions bent over the Rams and just went to town, causing Detroit wide receiver Nate Burleson to have to take a break from banging us because he balls were apparently on fire (above). So much for all that “We might make the playoffs! [Read More]

The Rams Won Again. Everyone Just Be Cool.

The St. Louis Rams won Sunday, beating the Seattle Seahawks 20-3 and killing several horribly embarrassing streaks: 17 consecutive losses versus NFC West teams. Haven’t had a .500 record since 2006. Hadn’t won two consecutive games since 2008. Ok, that’s pretty great to get those horse collars off our neck. Not to mention Steve Jackson, @sj39, going out there at far less than 100% like a warrior and Sam Bradford continuing to make people forget that he’s only played half the number of NFL games than the number on his chest. [Read More]
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You Think It’s Tough Being a St. Louis Fan?

It’s been a rough few weeks for St. Louis players, but namely there have been two injuries that we’ve wanted to bring up, but without video, what the point?

We have video now: Danny Ammendola getting body slammed and Blake Hawksworth taking a ball to the face.

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The Rams Beat the Redskins!

If Adolf Hitler, Jeffery Dahmer, Corey Haim, George Steinbrenner and Dixie Carter are all thinking “Man it’s oddly temperate today.” it’s all because of the Rams dropping a W on the Washington Redskins and thus making hell get a little chilly. The Rams (1-2) won for only the second time in 29 games overall behind a strong start and even stronger finish, with the biggest offensive showing under second-year coach Steve Spagnuolo. [Read More]

Bradford Loses His First Game, but the Internet Doesn’t Care

The first Sunday in the 2010 NFL season was a day of ups and downs for Rams starting quarterback and St. Louis Prom King in-waiting, Sam Bradford. Some of those moments were more obvious than others, but it’s still worth running through Sam’s day: As the fans piled in to the Edward Jones Dome its clear St. Louis loves Sam Bradford. All the Rams of yesteryear be dammed! Replace that Torry Holt jersey! [Read More]

Ravens Linebacker Gets Chewed for Taunting Rams

“Hey you don’t make fun of and taunt the weaker kid! They suck, but they’re trying their best…sure none of it will matter and in the end, after a rough season of getting their brains bashed in they’ll somehow end up more “special” requiring them to wear helmets in normal non-helmet requiring activities and will join a Christian rock band that only gets gigs so that people can show up and say things like ‘Oh my. [Read More]

What Ever Happened to Eric Crouch?

Oh sure you remember Eric Crouch! The Nebraska football stud quarterback that went on to get a Heisman and then be drafted by your St. Louis Rams as a wide receiver? Mad Mike Martz’s plan never really worked and after getting a real injury to go along with his hurt pride, Crouch retired just weeks before the regular season. What’s he up to now? Crouch is now the owner of Crouch Recreation, a company that installs park and playground equipment ranging from water slides to scoreboards in Nebraska, South Dakota and Iowa. [Read More]

The NFL’s Best #28 and #29 Were Rams

Sports Illustrated is counting down all 101 (apparently both 0 and 00 count) jersey numbers and naming the best players to wear that numeral of all time. In the list the Rams snagged five spots, with the majority coming from the LA days. The old skool Cardinals snuck one in there too later on down the list. #28 Marshall Faulk A key cog of the Rams’ “Greatest Show On Turf,” Faulk played his last game in 2005, ending a career in which he produced 19,154 combined yards from scrimmage. [Read More]

Stan Kroenke Looks Like the New Rams Owner

It’s been a long road for Stan Kroenke to get finally own the worst team in the NFL, but it looks like he might finally get the team. First there was the sudden claim of the team from Shahid Khan, then the NFL rules he had to dodge about cross-city ownership, and after all that, he had to be all like “Dude. I don’t have the money, but I promise I will have it soon. [Read More]

Kroenke Tries Putting the Rams on Layaway

“You know what? Screw it! I’m going to buy them!” “I think that’s against the rules.” “Nah. I can get around them.” “Ok, so you are serious? Because someone already said that they wanted to buy them.” “Screw that guy, I’m going to buy them.” “Eh…I guess we can change the rules…” “Yeah, change them.” “Good point. Ok, we’ll change them. That will be $600 Million dollars please.” “I only have half. [Read More]