Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck

 Posted on January 3, 2011  |  The Editor

Sunday was Sam Bradford and the Rams chance to shine. They should have beaten a bad Seahawks team and at least showed a national audience that the Rams are up-and-commers in the league with a flash new star-in-the-making quarterback, Sam Bradford, not to mention doing the NFL a solid by not allowing the first sub .500 team in to the playoffs. None of that stuff happened. We should have known it was going to go sour from the very beginning when Sam Bradford showed up to his NBC Sports interview with Frank Gifford looking like we just pulled this kid off the farm and yanked his John Deer hat off his matted head. [Read More]
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Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive

 Posted on December 27, 2010  |  The Editor

The Rams had to win and they did, despite their usual lame offensive coaching when they get even the smallest of leads. Sam Bradford led the charge with 292 yards, going 28 for 37 with 1 touchdown and no interceptions, all while breaking Peyton Manning’s 12-year old record for NFL rookie completions. “I guess it’s pretty cool,” Bradford said of the record. “I’m all fired up about the win. If you don’t get excited for a game like this, you’re probably in the wrong business. [Read More]
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Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. St. Louis on Suicide Watch

 Posted on December 20, 2010  |  The Editor

Yeah Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo, we’d be sad too if our team just went out secure play-off spot in the game that decided the all “important” Missouri Governor’s Cup and instead of winning, decided to go out and vag away the game with interceptions, sacks and getting shredded by a dude that just had his appendix taken out less than 2 weeks ago. Cassel went the distance only 11 days after an emergency appendectomy, leading the way in a 27-13 victory over the suddenly sagging St. [Read More]
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Mayor Slay: Hey NFL, Have the Giants and Vikings Game in St. Louis! NFL: No.

 Posted on December 14, 2010  |  The Editor

At this point, we’re quite sure that you know all about the Giants and Vikings NFL adventure: The Giants tried to get to Minnesota, but got stranded in Kansas City (sucks for them), causing Sunday’s game to be played on Monday…and then…this shit happened. …which moved the game to Detroit. You also know that the Vikings got destroyed and people talked about Brett Favre the whole time. What you might now have known is that one mayor offered to have the game played at his local stadium instead of Detroit. [Read More]
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Broncos Let Rams Have Win Because They Played One Hell of a First Half

 Posted on November 29, 2010  |  The Editor

It just seemed fair. We made it close you know? But in the end, we gave the Rams their first road win. Plus their coaches were really are very good for half the game, but we could see them starting to cry in the 4th quarter calling all those runs. — An anonymous Denver player we made up. Yes, our young little Rams managed an elusive win on the road yesterday in Denver, but the victory wasn’t exactly clean. [Read More]
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Rams Lose in Overtime to Crappy 49ers

 Posted on November 15, 2010  |  The Editor

Someone tell the Rams that the games on the road count too. For the second time in as many away games, the Rams let a win slip away in the final seconds as the 49ers beat the Rams in overtime, raising their record to 3-6 while the Rams dropped to 4-5 and out of 1st place in the NFC West. What the hell happened? Maybe we don’t have wide receivers worth a damn. [Read More]
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The Rams’ Steven Jackson Gets Animated For Nickelodeon

 Posted on November 5, 2010  |  The Editor

In the next episode of Nickelodeon’s thrilling animated commercial for the NFL they force feed to your kids like its one of the fine programs that aren’t just a commercial for their toy, like…um…ok, one second…shit this is harder than we thought. Ok, nevermind. This seems cool I guess then, oh and the Rams’ Steven Jackson is in it this week! According to the Nick Toons site, the episode of “NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core” (seriously, it’s called that) involves bullies harassing the main character… [Read More]
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Could Bad Boy Randy Moss Be a Ram Today?

 Posted on November 3, 2010  |  The Editor

‘Fro-less Update: The Rams have passed. No Randy Moss for the Rams. Source: ESPN.com Original story follows… Randy Moss has always been one of the most talented wide receivers in the National Football League…when he wants to be. This year alone, he’s been sent packing from two teams, the Patriots and Vikings. Being cut from the Vikings after only four weeks has cleared the way so that by 4pm today, he could be a St. [Read More]
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Rams Beat Chargers to Even Record

 Posted on October 18, 2010  |  The Editor

The Rams beat the Chargers at home Sunday to pull to an unlikely 3 – 3 record. KMOV had the game for a change and pretty much pissed themselves with an overly-excited post-game show so that was “fun”. In the kinda way that watching a retarded kid get excited about tater tots is fun for a second and then you are like “Dude, calm the hell down. They are just tater tots. [Read More]
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The Lions Pounced on the Rams and Ate Their Face

 Posted on October 11, 2010  |  The Editor

The Lions didn’t just beat our St. Louis Rams Sunday afternoon, they destroyed them, dropping their largest point total on an opponent in over 15 years. The Lions bent over the Rams and just went to town, causing Detroit wide receiver Nate Burleson to have to take a break from banging us because he balls were apparently on fire (above). So much for all that “We might make the playoffs! [Read More]
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