It’s been a while since we’ve done a proper link post, highlighting some of the best things being said around town, so we’re gonna do one. Right now.

**Joe Sports Fan: **A word (give or take a thousand) about JC Corcoran…

JC Corcoran has dug himself a hole over this Pujols thing and has chosen to just keep digging, and Joe Sports Fan is calling him on his shit. Good for them! A rare moment of clarity from a media website about how much they suck…written by someone that’s not actually on the radio…hmm. Never mind about the self awareness, but still a great piece.

Remember yesterday when we told you about the guy that really really wanted to get in that Denny’s on Hampton Sunday and ended up getting shot in the leg by the police? His mugshot was released after being charged with 1st Degree Property Damage and a count of Attempted Assult on a Law Enforcement Officer.

Turns out that dude was Jesus.

This changes everything. First off that officer shot Jesus, so he’s got to deal with that. Not sure how many Hail Marys something like that is, but it’s got to be over seven. Secondly lets let Jesus out of jail and give him the Denny’s he wanted. All Jesus wanted was a Root ‘n Tootie Fresh and Fruity after a hard New Years Eve protecting the city limits from the dangerous storm that damaged all the surrounding counties who, logic would then dictate, hate Jesus. Oh, well he was going to protect the whole city limits but he bent over to pick up a nickel and North St. Louis got a little nicked.  “Who would notice?” he thought.

Dude just wanted to get a Moon’s Over My Hammy…really really bad. Now he’s got a hole in his leg after unsuccessfully attempting to break-in to the South Hampton Denny’s (just south of hwy 40) and approaching a cop with his hands in his pocket.

According to police, witnesses stated the suspect approached the restaurant attempting to get inside.  Restaurant employees informed the suspect the restaurant was closed.

The suspect broke a window and was partially inside the restaurant when the first officer arrived.  The suspect refused to comply with the officer and started walking toward the officer with his hands in his coat pockets.

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The creatively named STLToday blog “Pictures” has some great shots of the craziness at a local Denny’s with that “Free Grand Slam” deal they threw out at the Super Bowl.

The minute they announced that, I just felt that every Denny’s employee let out a collective “Shit!”  Seems to me they should have waited later in the game so as to not ruin their Super Bowl.