The Globe-Democrat is reporting that rap star and native St. Louisan Nelly is offering a $10,000 for information that leads to the arrest of the men that broke in to his home a few weeks ago.
Please note the fine print.
Nelly is offering a $10,000 reward in addition to the CrimeStoppers reward for information that leads to the felony arrest (not arrest and conviction) of the person or people responsible for the burglary to his Wildwood home.
Nelly likes to throw some of his money around and be all bad like “I got robbed, but I’m totally rich even though most people can’t name a song of mine in the last 5 years, so I’m going to use $10,000 to get my stuff back.”
We aren’t impressed Nelly.
PunchingKitty is now offering 1,000,000 dollars for any information that leads to the arrest of Nelly’s thieves or information that leads to be getting photos of that bangin chick I saw out at Costco last weekend naked.**
Boom!
Who’s the player now Nelly?! Tell ’em Lesia!
** Only information that actually leads to felony arrest, or info that will get me photos of that chick and a night alone with her, which will start off with me introducing her to each of my stuffed animals individually and end with me crying like a baby and her quietly leaving while I’m in the bathroom, will be given the reward. Also, only employees of this site are available to claim reward.