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World Series Game 5: WTF Tony?!


Posted by The Editor on 25 Oct 2011 /
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The Cardinals lost game 5 (photo from the 8th inning above) in one of the worst performances we’ve seen all year for both the players and manager, which says a lot because this team sucked donkey schlong for a few months there. The team went, and this is just based on our score card so we might be a little off, 1 for 19,832,343 in scoring opportunities, but most baseball folks agree that more than anything, Tony stunk up the joint last night with one of his worst game management of all time. The whole game felt like Tony making one more after the other, digging himself deeper and deeper with bench coach Joe Pettini standing next to him yelling “No! Dig up!” Some of the move were fine, but didn’t work, like two of the four bunts. Others were bad, like the other two bunts and repeatedly giving the Rangers a base to put Pujols instead of forcing him to be pitched too…others were really really bad, like putting on a hit and run with Pujols at bat after the last hit and run with Pujols on bat didn’t work at all and made part of us die inside.

Here’s what the St. Louis faithful watching and commenting through Twitter had to say:

…and in case you thought our Twitter friends were just down on Tony, here’s what the internet in general thinks:

Bad bad night for Tony and the Cardinals for sure, but the series isn’t over. Backs against the wall, the Cardinals must now win both games 6 and 7 at home or risk watching the Rangers dance on their home field.

Ok, so we are heading off to go cry in the corner for a little while and possibly punch something hard enough to really hurt (it’s like cutting, but for baseball fans instead of sad middle school girls).


Sports

NLCS: Game 5


Posted by The Editor on 14 Oct 2011 /
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We didn’t do one of these yesterday, and we lost. Our bad. We’re back at it tonight though. Doin’ it for Torty (the original Cardinal post-season animal).

1st inning: Quick inning for both sides. Ryan Braun got a hit again, but that’s not news.

Top 2nd: Garcia looks good so far, but it’s all about when he gives up a hit or two. Here’s something else: TBS sucks.

7:26p: John Smoltz won’t ever stop talking.

7:28p: How hard is it to keep the game feed working UVerse? It feels like there hasn’t been a post season game that our UVerse HD feed hasn’t crapped out at some point. Oh and the jumpy Carlos Gomez got thrown out on the bases.

Mid 2nd: Ok, we’re just going to say it, the commercial with the little girl is surprising. We had no idea any black people liked country music…other than Hootie (- the Blowfish).

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NLCS: Game 3


Posted by The Editor on 12 Oct 2011 /
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Go Cardinals! The spirit of 1982 is in you! …whatever the hell that stupid falsetto crap means. Nothing like a gayer version of Richard Simmons to sing and sweat you in to playoff success.

Trying something new tonight: The Facebook live stream. We have no idea if this is better, but WordPress sucks donkey balls for updating the site like we have in the past few live-blogging of games so we’re trying this out. Hopefully this is easy, won’t screw up your FB profile and will leave the comments around so people can read them later. Hell, if we’re throwing out wishes, I’d like you’re mom to stop sweating me, blowing up our phone all the time. Tell her we’re done. It was a 6-time thing. By the way, I’d stop hugging that teddy bear in your old room. It was heavily involved for times 1,3,5 and 6.

[UPDATE: Facebook thing isn't working. Follow @punchingkitty and @mikeflynn_ for Twitter comments throughout the game.]

Cards win! Up 2 games to 1 over the Brewers.


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Cardinals: NLCS Game 1


Posted by The Editor on 09 Oct 2011 /
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Same deal as NLDS Game 5. Click through the jump to see our in-game updates and the Twitter Feed of Baseball Comment Greatness.

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Cardinals: NLDS Game 5


Posted by The Editor on 07 Oct 2011 /
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Big game tonight! Here’s a live stream of tweets from some notably funny or knowledgable Cardinal-watching people:

@MattSebek – Joe Sports Fan writer and maker of Cardinal memes.

@athooks – Cards Diaspora.com writer

@tortycraig - Allen Craig’s turtle.

@matthewhleach – Cardinals beat writer for MLB.com

@dgoold – Post Dispatch sports writer. Not the bitchy one that just complains and says “I told you so!” all the time…the other one.

@mikeflynn_ – Punching Kitty.com editor and Cardinal fan that tries really really hard to keep the sports content to a minimum on the site.

@miklasz - Post Dispatch sports columnist. All around nice guy.

Click through the jump to see the full post with Twitter stream and extra in-game updates!

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Holy Balls! The Cardinals are in the Playoffs!


Posted by The Editor on 29 Sep 2011 /
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Some how, some way, the Cardinals managed to come back from a 8.5 game lead on September 1st to make it to the playoffs while also letting us enjoy watching the Braves choke away the second largest lead ever in this history of baseball! (Also we hear the Red Sox and Rays had a similar situation. Turn on ESPN to hear all about that.)

So what does the little dirty joke blog do with a news story like this? We don’t have awesome footage from the visitors clubhouse in Houston. We don’t have a lot of player interviews. We can’t get Chipper Jones’ number to prank call him over and over again (we tried). What we can do though is fire up our fancy “Read Your Thoughts-a-mo-tron 273272b393″ and point it right at the Cardinals to see what we get (Note: the Read Your Thoughts-a-mo-tron 273272b393 will possibly cause cancer in some people, ass cancer, but it won’t form until you’re at least 40 and what the hell do 1,237 rats anuses know anyway?!)

Stay tuned! We might do a little special live Punching Kitty edition on Saturday during the game if there’s interest.

Photo Credits: ESPN


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