A story about two horrible people and one guy that got them back is making the rounds and it all took place in St. Louis.
A young, college aged woman sits down by herself and orders a Bud Light at the two-top next to us.
Shortly after, her slightly older female friend joins her.
They begin loudly discussing the fact that the young lady JUST has cheated on her boyfriend at a party. The discussion is filled with information about the sexiness of it all, the temptation, and the desire to do it again and not be caught.
So I sit, and I continue listening, they were so loud, that you couldn’t ignore them…on and on about advice about phone records, not using texts, the mentality you need in a man to cheat with and not get caught….on and on….disgusting.
Ok, so these bitches should be drug out in to the street and shot…or at least be tied to chair and made to watch those Charles Barkley Taco Bell commercials over and over again. Our hero had a different idea though…
So I listen, and after a few minutes, the older woman says the magic words I needed to hear.
“Chris can never find out. It would kill him”
So now I have a name. Chris.
I don’t know Chris, by the way. But that’s no matter.
I pull over a chair to their two-top.
“Hi, I’m Burt. I thought I recognized you when you came in. How’s it going? I met you briefly through Chris.”
I then say: “I figured I’d come over and say Hi real quick, but seriously…and this is a bit odd….but I heard everything you just said. I’m sickened, but I am going to let Chris know everything I just overheard. Small world isnt it?”
Both females turned bleach white, and the young cheater looked like she had just seen her parents die in a fiery crash.
Well played sir. We here at Punching Kitty salute you!
Not only is that story great, but he’s making it public to try, though most likely in vein, to alert “Chris” about his hoe that be trippin’. Its a long shot, but its getting plenty of attention. The post on Reddit about this has, as of this writing, 1,671 votes and 1,430 comments along with any attention his cross post on Craigslist had received.
Our advice to Chris? If she’s really hot, get one more pitty F out of her and then get out of there buddy.
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