“What? No! You’re crazy. He’s not like that at all!”

“We need a van because the extra cargo space is nice, ok?!”

“What do you mean we need more Butterfingers? Didn’t I just buy a bunch of them!?”

“Oh come on mom! How does someone look like a pedophile?”

“Hey honey? Can I borrow your phone for a second I gotta check the traffic for my dri…what the hell is this?!”