Found on Ebay while watching the Rams piss away another win-able game:

“98 TONY BANKS ODYSSEY HOLOGOLD 1ST QTR /150 RARE” (link)

Starting bid: $0.99

Current bid: No bids.

$0.99 seems high for old Tony Banks. Really high. Like $1.50 high.

“2008 Upper Deck Signature Aaron Miles Autograph” (link)

Starting bid: $0.99
Current bids: 2
Winning bid: $1.50

God bless scrappiness! It’s the only reason he got enough bids to get two bids and $1.50. Here’s hoping the money is used wisely by ebay seller amiles_redbirdz4eva. Tony won’t be around to keep signing him forever.