Oh THAT Woman Wearing a Turban. Yeah, I Know Her.

The perpetrator of last week’s armed robbery of a “cash store” (translation: ghetto bank) is still on the loose. In an effort to bring the criminal to justice, the Highland Police have released surveillance photos of her getaway car and a sketch of the subject. This is where we would be like “Bam!” and show it to you, but we freaking know you peeked! You already know the sketch is horrible. [Read More]