City Officials Foil Earth’s Plot to Swallow St. Louis

Wed, 28 Mar 2012 12:00:07 +0000

KMOV is reporting that a sink hole forming in South City has been fixed, thus foiling the earth’s desire to suck the city of St. Louis back in to the earth so it can grow a bunch of flowers there instead…and maybe put up a Jamba Juice.

Residents in the 5200 block of Parker and Fairview say it had been blocking their alley since February. A St. Louis City Streets Department official says the broken sewer pipe underground should be fixed tomorrow.

Sink Hole on PUNCHING KITTY

City Officials Foil Earth’s Plot to Swallow St. Louis