Wellston Needs a Batman Really Really Bad

 Posted on June 15, 2010  |  The Editor

In the midst of a crack down on crime, criminals rolled up to Wellston city hall and fired several shots in to the front of the building in broad daylight, between 8a and 9a yesterday morning. Fortunately, no one was home when the shots rang out, and the damage was limited to shot up windows and some holes in a metal frame, right next to the sign that says firearms are prohibited on the premises. [Read More]
shooting  wellston 

You Can’t Even Eat Your Chinese Take Out Without Getting Shot in St. Louis…twice.

 Posted on May 27, 2010  |  The Editor

Dude goes to pick up his chinese take out in Washington Park and as he was leaving the place couple of guys rolled up and shot him twice. Probably turned the gun sideways first too…does that matter? It looks cooler for sure though. Probably worth whatever downgrade in aim that comes along with it. Washington Park Police Chief David Clark said that at 10:03 p.m. Tuesday, the victim was coming out of the China House Restaurant on Kingshighway when two men approached him. [Read More]
chinese  shooting 

Is That a Gun in the Back of Your Car at Work or Are You Happy With Your Last Review?

 Posted on May 4, 2010  |  The Editor

Hey cute girls at work! You know who you are. It’s pretty clear who the cutest girls are in your office and you’re one. We, the other people at work, need a favor. You know that creepy guy that does that job we couldn’t pay anyone else to do that we always joke might come in one day and kill us all? Well he might be able to actually bring a gun to work soon, so could you just quick give him a little hand release in the bathroom to buy us a few more months of safety? [Read More]
bill  concealed weapons  guns  shooting 

Michael Moore of Kirkwood Hates You Unless You Died in a War

 Posted on April 27, 2010  |  The Editor

Back in February 2008 five people were killed during a shooting at the Kirkwood City Hall. A lovely memorial was commissioned, work began, and right before it got finished Michael Moore, the loser in the 2008 Kirkwood mayoral race, not the fat guy with a camera, has decided to sue the city because unless you got your head blown off in a war, the taxpayers don’t own you crap. …stupid people getting shot…. [Read More]
kirkwood  memorial  michael moore  politics  shooting 

Police Investigating Dude Found Shot in the Street

 Posted on April 12, 2010  |  The Editor

Welcome to St. Louis, where you can just find dudes shot dead in the street and no one, not even the police, have any ideas how it happened. St. Louis police are investigating the death of a man found lying in the street early Saturday morning. When officers arrived they found Patrick L. Robinson, 30, of the 800 block of Wall Street, lying on the ground with a gunshot wound to the chest. [Read More]
body  dead  shooting 

St. Louis Police Accidentally Catch Thieves and Manage Not to Shoot Any of Them

 Posted on April 1, 2010  |  The Editor

We loved this little note from the Globe Democrat last night: St. Louis Metropolitan police said officers may have stopped several suspects from stealing a vehicle at Dr. Martin Luther King Drive and Jefferson Avenue Tuesday night. Hey, well allright! Really nice work. Of course there were apparently “several” people stealing a single car so that had to stand out some way right. I mean if you see 5 people wailing away on a car, you think, as an officer of the law, you might say “Hey, why are you doing that? [Read More]
car jacking  police  shooting 

Dude Got Shot in the Ass in North St. Louis

 Posted on March 1, 2010  |  The Editor

KMOV is reporting a man was shot in the butt Saturday night in north St. Louis. I know. Totally surprising. According to police, the victim and three friends were walking across the street when a newer model dark blue or black SUV approached. The front seat passenger got out and fired shots; the victim and friends ran to a nearby residence. The suspects fled the scene. The victim is in stable, but totally embarrassed condition because there’s no way to make an ass wound sound badass. [Read More]
drive by  north st. louis  shooting 

Kid Shoots Himself in the Ass with Shotgun

 Posted on February 16, 2010  |  The Editor

On Saturday, a 11-year old boy was visiting someone when he wandered across a loaded shotgun. You know how this goes…he started playing with it and some how managed to shoot himself in the butt. He is in critical but stable condition. From the Globe Democrat: Authorities said the gun belonged to a 52-year old man who lives at the home on Dick Gregory Place. So far no charges have been filed against the owner of the gun. [Read More]
children  gun  kid  shooting  shotgun 

Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think

Woman Dies After Eating at Eat-Rite Diner, But Not in the Way You Think

 Posted on August 17, 2009  |  The Editor

You go in and site down on at the disgusting Eat-Rite counter in Downtown St. Louis and you amazingly survive the food, only to have someone shoot you when you leave. Police say the woman, 30, got into an argument with a man inside The Eat-Rite Diner at Chouteau Avenue and 7th Street around 5:30 a.m. Sunday. Police say the man left, but returned a short time later with a gun and shot the woman as she stood outside the restaurant. [Read More]
downtown  eat-rite  murder  shooting