Dammit. Why can’t we ever get in the news with a nice, regular looking, non-hoosier for once?! Just once. That’s all we want. Just once to say to the rest of the nation “Hey look. I know you think we are back water hicks that live in a place where you make movies about fancy California getting sent here as some sort of punishment that ends of setting them straight, and by and large, that’s pretty close for the large majority of us, but I think it’s good for you to know that we aren’t all like this. Some of us have all our teeth and don’t just make our summer clothes by cutting off the sleeves and legs of our winter clothes.”

Forbes Magazine’s yearly billionaire list was released and we wanted to share with you St. Louis connected people on that list.  Just when you start to feel superior, here we come with a list of mega-rich old people that could buy and sell your ass like the whore we all know you are.

#123 Jack Taylor, founder of Enterprise Rent-A-Car. Net worth: $6 billion