Shut the Hell Up About Rush Limbaugh!

 Posted on October 15, 2009  |  The Editor

To: St. Louis Subject: RE: Rush Limbaugh and the Rams If he wants to buy to Rams with his money, who cares? If you don’t like him, guess what? Doesn’t matter. If you think he’s awesome…guess what? Doesn’t matter. He’ll be a freaking minority owner, so really, calm the hell down. That ownership team doesn’t have a chance as it stands right now anyway. Please stop. Also, I hear they kicked him out anyway. [Read More]
football  rams  rush limbaugh  stfu 

The Rams Continue the Suckfest

 Posted on September 28, 2009  |  The Editor

The Rams lost, again. They are now the team with the longest current losing streak since Detroit actually scraped one together against the Redskins. Its getting pretty nasty over at Rams Park for the new regime and Post Dispatch scribe Bernie Miklasz has the proof on his Twitter feed: Ouch. Its no looking any easier for the Sheep either. Next up are the 49ers, then the Vikings, Jaguars, and Colts. Oh and when if we loose those next four games, the Rams will be 0-17…not in one season of course, but still. [Read More]
football  horrible teams  rams 

Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

 Posted on September 18, 2009  |  The Editor

Kyle Turley was traded to the St. Louis Rams in March of 2003, which seemed to set in to motion a series of crazy crap for Turley: injuries, a battle with then head coach Mike Martz and then more injuries that resulted in him leaving the Rams and having a short stint with the cross-state Chiefs. What’s Turley up to now though? Music. Country music. Good country music. [Editor’s Note: You have no idea how hard that was for us to write that! [Read More]
country  football  kyle turley  music  rams 

Rams Still Suck

 Posted on September 14, 2009  |  The Editor

In case you couldn’t hear through the buzz, the Rams still suck. Jeff Gordon said it well on his blog post: The Rams have a new upper management team and a new head coach. Most of their assistant coaches are new, too, as are roughly half the players on their opening roster. But the Rams have the same old problems. The Rams started the 2009 season by making a slew of mental, physical and emotional mistakes on both sides of the ball. [Read More]
football  rams  Sports  sucking 

Think Again If You Want Steve Jackson to Tweet After Games

 Posted on September 3, 2009  |  The Editor

The National Football League sucks. Not football mind you, just the league, or the governing bodies to be exact. You can’t celebrate in the end zone, you can play even though you’ve served your court mandated time in prison, and now you can’t tweet or blog before, during and after games. From PR 2.0: On Monday, the National Football League announced that it will now limit use of social media and networks during the season. [Read More]
nfl  rams  tweeting  twitter 

How’s Rams Camp Going? Lets Ask Steven Jackson

 Posted on August 6, 2009  |  The Editor

The Rams have been bad horrible shittastic for way too long now, but people are feeling that the team is at least heading in the right direction starting this year. They got a new coach, beefed up their offensive line and put all the old guys on one of those busses that takes elderly people to Wal-Mart on Wednesdays. Like most new coaches implement, the new Rams coach promised a tough training camp, and although we have just barely scratched the surface, we were wondering how it was going, so we turned to Steven Jackson, Rams running back’s Twitter account: [Read More]
football  nfl  rams  steve jackson  twitter 

Is the Mayor Starting a Rams Riot?

 Posted on August 5, 2009  |  The Editor

A recent tweet from St. Louis Mayor, Francis Slay: What exactly is he planning here? He didn’t say “BYO torches and pitchforks” and the city doesn’t have any money to provide us with some, so I’m guessing its not the old fashion lynch mob this sounds like it might have been. Pause for betting time! What’s the over/under on worn out #13 Kurt Warner jersey doing a bad job of covering a hairy back at this little get together? [Read More]
edward jones dome  leaving  mayor slay  meeting  rams 

ESPN Says the Rams Are the Worst Value In All of Sports

ESPN Says the Rams Are the Worst Value In All of Sports

 Posted on July 2, 2009  |  The Editor

In the most recent issue of ESPN The Magazine (July 13, 2009) they released their annual Ultimate Standings where they grade all NBA, NFL and MLB teams in things like “Stadium Experience,” “Fan Relations,” and “Ownership.” In the “Bang for the Buck” category, which is “wins over the past year per revenues directly from fans, adjusted for league schedules”, the Rams came in dead last, as in 122 out of 122. [Read More]
blues  cardinals  espn  rams  rankings 

St. Louis Loves Kurt Warner

St. Louis Loves Kurt Warner

 Posted on January 29, 2009  |  The Editor

Two things are clear from that graphic above: 1. My photoshop skills are l33t. 2. St. Louis’ collective love for Kurt Warner hasn’t been this high since…well since he took our football team to the Super Bowl. But why do we collectively love this guy so much? If you have been around St. Louis for a while now you are saying “What?! Kurt Warner is like if Jesus knew karate! [Read More]
football  kurt warner  love  rams