As promised, we came to go hang out with former Ram and current friend-of-the-site Kyle Turley at his band’s show Sunday afternoon at the Old Rock House. Here are the details along with a few photos:
Rams Lose Governor’s Cup to Chiefs. St. Louis on Suicide Watch
Yeah Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo, we’d be sad too if our team just went out secure play-off spot in the game that decided the all “important” Missouri Governor’s Cup and instead of winning, decided to go out and vag away the game with interceptions, sacks and getting shredded by a dude that just had his appendix taken out less than 2 weeks ago.
Cassel went the distance only 11 days after an emergency appendectomy, leading the way in a 27-13 victory over the suddenly sagging St.
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Kurt Warner Turns Judas to Rams Fan Acolytes
Kurt Warner won a Super Bowl for the Rams and a probable Disney movie with his ultimate St. Louis scrappy life story. We don’t remember all the details since no one mentioned it much…pretty sure it had something to do with stocking shelves at HyVee, football and praying to Jesus/Cthulhu that Trent Green would get hurt (totally worked!). Eh. Not important. The important thing is that he is a Rams legend and not matter how many random stops he did along down the final path to retirement, he will always be a Ram.
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Broncos Let Rams Have Win Because They Played One Hell of a First Half
It just seemed fair. We made it close you know? But in the end, we gave the Rams their first road win. Plus their coaches were really are very good for half the game, but we could see them starting to cry in the 4th quarter calling all those runs. — An anonymous Denver player we made up.
Yes, our young little Rams managed an elusive win on the road yesterday in Denver, but the victory wasn’t exactly clean.
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Rams Lose in Overtime to Crappy 49ers
Someone tell the Rams that the games on the road count too. For the second time in as many away games, the Rams let a win slip away in the final seconds as the 49ers beat the Rams in overtime, raising their record to 3-6 while the Rams dropped to 4-5 and out of 1st place in the NFC West.
What the hell happened? Maybe we don’t have wide receivers worth a damn.
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Woah! Calm Down Rams Fans!
Here we were thinking a 4 – 4 team was pretty good after only managing 3 wins the last two years, but if you look at the faces in this picture of the stands during a recent game our tipster alerted us too you would think these people were watching an episode of NCIS. Freaking horrible show. Mark Harmon?! Really, you made a show staring Mark Harmon? We’ve gotten better performances from the parking lot guy that asks for “just a couple of bucks, whatever you’ve got on you” every day, or the guy that keeps handing us envelopes with “restraining orders” in them.
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The Rams’ Steven Jackson Gets Animated For Nickelodeon
In the next episode of Nickelodeon’s thrilling animated commercial for the NFL they force feed to your kids like its one of the fine programs that aren’t just a commercial for their toy, like…um…ok, one second…shit this is harder than we thought. Ok, nevermind. This seems cool I guess then, oh and the Rams’ Steven Jackson is in it this week!
According to the Nick Toons site, the episode of “NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core” (seriously, it’s called that) involves bullies harassing the main character…
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Could Bad Boy Randy Moss Be a Ram Today?
‘Fro-less Update: The Rams have passed. No Randy Moss for the Rams. Source: ESPN.com
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Randy Moss has always been one of the most talented wide receivers in the National Football League…when he wants to be. This year alone, he’s been sent packing from two teams, the Patriots and Vikings. Being cut from the Vikings after only four weeks has cleared the way so that by 4pm today, he could be a St.
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Rams Beat Chargers to Even Record
The Rams beat the Chargers at home Sunday to pull to an unlikely 3 – 3 record. KMOV had the game for a change and pretty much pissed themselves with an overly-excited post-game show so that was “fun”. In the kinda way that watching a retarded kid get excited about tater tots is fun for a second and then you are like “Dude, calm the hell down. They are just tater tots.
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Rams Kicker Josh Brown Gets Cameo in Jackass 3D
The new Jackass movie comes out today and it has an unlikely St. Louis connection via a cameo by Rams Kicker Josh Brown. Brown, the Rams kicker since 2008, took some time out of his busy schedule of kicking and then being made fun of by his teammates for being the kicker to hang out with the boys of Jackass and play a role in on of their painful little stunts.
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