The Rams Still Aren’t Very Good At Scoring More Points Than Their Opposing Team in the Time Allotted

 Posted on October 3, 2011  |  The Editor

What have we done to deserve all these trickster St. Louis teams? “Oh I, we’re the Cardinals. We’re going to be pretty good there year! …oh wait, no we won’t. Ooop! Lets make the playoffs suddenly…no we won’t, wait…yes we will…just…barely. Hello Phillies! *shot in the face* Just a flesh wound!” “Hey everyone, we’re the Rams! We did a lot of good stuff last year and spent some money in free agency so everyone says we’re definitely going to be even better and will totally make the playoffs. [Read More]
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We Fill Out The Last 5 “Ram Rules”

 Posted on September 13, 2011  |  The Editor

Did you know there is such a thing as “Ram Rules”? Well there is, and if you were hoping a bunch of numb-nuts in over-the-top Rams gear can go through the first 5 with you, then you just passed Ram Rule #0: Be so stupid you need instructions on how to cheer at a sporting event. …earlier we mentioned those are just the “first” 5, and we say that no because we want to George Lucas all over this shit and make it worse, but because a there are clearly more than just 5 Ram Rules. [Read More]
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Steven Jackson Dances With Jabb Awoc Keez

 Posted on March 8, 2011  |  The Editor

St. Louis Rams running back Steven Jackson was pulled on stage last night while seeing Jabb Awoc Keez and tweeted a photo of him breaking it down. Take a good look Rams fans! This may be the most action you see out of any of the Rams as they could go from poppin’ and lockin’ to just locked out in a few days. Good moves though. We bet that’s exactly what it would look like if a marionette was pooping on stage. [Read More]
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Rams Scout Showed Penis to Cop While at the NFL Combine

 Posted on February 28, 2011  |  The Editor

Good god Rams. You start prepping for a draft where you aren’t picking in the top 3 for the first time in a few years and you get all crazy and start pissing all over buildings? Keep it together guys. Luke Driscoll, a Rams NFL scout was arrested under charges of public nudity and intoxication in Indianapolis while in town for the NFL Combine. Police say he also exposed himself to a female officer. [Read More]
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St. Louis Loses a Sports Star From Every Major Team Today

 Posted on February 18, 2011  |  The Editor

February 18th, 2011…a day that will live in infamy for St. Louis sports. Well, maybe not…unless you’re really attached to the Rams’ O.J. Atogwe, the Blue’s Eric Brewer and the shell of Jim Edmonds. If you are, go get yourself a coke and try to shake it off! Tomorrow will be better…don’t look at STLToday’s Sports home page though. Actually, just turn away right now, because here it is! Seriously check this crap out: Every single major sports team in St. [Read More]
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Rams Hire Josh McDaniels as Offensive Coordinator Who Gets Immediately Wiki-libeled

 Posted on January 19, 2011  |  The Editor

To fill the coaching hole left by the new Cleveland Browns head coach Pat Shurmur, the Rams made a big “splash” hire by picking up hot offensive coordinator prospect Josh McDaniels. McDaniels, you may remember, was recently the head coach for the horrible Denver Broncos and before that the boy-genius behind the New England Patriots’ prolific offenses in 2006-2008. Also someone out in California doesn’t like him much. As you can see in the image above from our tipster, someone added the following line to the end of McDaniels’ Wikipedia bio: Josh McDaniels is a Seld-Professed [sic] “Homosexual” and “Jew-Basher[“], and is on very good terms with Mel Gibson. [Read More]
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Rams’ Head Coach Steve Spagnuolo Fires Todd Hewitt and Sounds Like a Dick

 Posted on January 13, 2011  |  The Editor

Last week, just after the Rams season came to a close with the thunderous sound of sucking like it was 2009, 2nd year head coach Steve Spagnuolo fired Todd Hewitt abruptly closing his 24 year tenure as team equipment manager. Hewitt succeeded his father in the role, and, in total, had been with the Rams in some capacity since 1978. We’d been ignoring the Hewitt story, also known as, St. Louis sports media’s current fixation, so far because we didn’t know anything about it. [Read More]
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Sam Bradford Had a Bad Hair Day and the Rams Remind Us They Still Suck

 Posted on January 3, 2011  |  The Editor

Sunday was Sam Bradford and the Rams chance to shine. They should have beaten a bad Seahawks team and at least showed a national audience that the Rams are up-and-commers in the league with a flash new star-in-the-making quarterback, Sam Bradford, not to mention doing the NFL a solid by not allowing the first sub .500 team in to the playoffs. None of that stuff happened. We should have known it was going to go sour from the very beginning when Sam Bradford showed up to his NBC Sports interview with Frank Gifford looking like we just pulled this kid off the farm and yanked his John Deer hat off his matted head. [Read More]
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Drug Deals in the Bass Pro Shop Parking Lot Always End Badly

 Posted on December 29, 2010  |  The Editor

As far as we know, there’s only been one drug deal done in the St. Charles Bass Pro Shop parking lot, and it ended with four guys killing St. Charles native and current Rams practice squad member Brandon Joyce. Seems like the safe bet is to go do your drug deals in the parking lots of White Castles like the rest of us. In a probable cause statement, police said Joyce and a friend had planned to buy drugs from Cory Brooks and the fourth unidentified suspect. [Read More]
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Rams Beat 49ers, Keep Playoff Hopes Alive

 Posted on December 27, 2010  |  The Editor

The Rams had to win and they did, despite their usual lame offensive coaching when they get even the smallest of leads. Sam Bradford led the charge with 292 yards, going 28 for 37 with 1 touchdown and no interceptions, all while breaking Peyton Manning’s 12-year old record for NFL rookie completions. “I guess it’s pretty cool,” Bradford said of the record. “I’m all fired up about the win. If you don’t get excited for a game like this, you’re probably in the wrong business. [Read More]
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