The Pointer’s Pizza Pointersaurus challenge has been tried many times, probably because it sounds a lot easier when you aren’t staring at that football field of a pizza. Here are the rules:

The contest costs $50 and is a 28″ Pointersaurus pizza which weighs ten pounds.  Two people are allowed one hour to eat the pizza with either two meat toppings or four vegetable toppings.  You must make a reservation at least one day in advance and the contest is only done at 3 PM each day.  If contestants finish the pizza they are refunded their money and given a check for $500.  Call 314-644-2000 to make a reservation.  You get complimentary soda or water during the challenge.  You must keep the pizza down for the entire hour.  After the hour is up you may do whatever you or your stomach may wish to do with the pizza.  As of January of 2009 there have been seventeen winners of the contest.

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Every business in the world is on Twitter these days, and 90% of them just spam out links or at best have some schmuck behind the profile fartting out gems like:  “Sure am glad I brought my [insert product] with me today!  You should get one too!”, “Wow, [insert product] is so awesome.  Send us a photo of yours” or “How many of [insert product] do you like I can get in up my ass?  I bet 5.”  so in that respect we love seeing the Twitter Voice of Pi, the famed Loop pizza slinger, being more than just a spam robot!  ..in fact, they are straight up telling people to go the f*ck away via Twitter!