Unfunny Racial Joke Ruffles Feathers at Mizzou
Posted on March 3, 2010
| The Editor
The Globe Democrat is reporting on a “prank” that is giving everyone fits at Mizzou:
University of Missouri Columbia students spoke out at a Town Hall meeting Monday night after an incident at the Black Culture Center early Friday morning where someone left cotton balls on the ground in front of the building.
Oh I get it. Because all the black kids that go to Mizzou were slaves not long ago and picked cotton!
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The Rams Have Been Bought and the Hoosiers Are Pissed!
Posted on February 12, 2010
| The Editor
Lets face it. Hoosiers love football. Its not like Nascar where only hoosiers like it, but still…hoosiers love football.
Ya think any of these totally liberal and culturally understanding fellas were a tad taken aback by the impeding sale of the Rams to some guy that didn’t look like them?
Here’s a fun game! Go to the first post that broke the story on STLToday.com (here) and count the number of times some STLToday moderator had to remove someone’s comment for being “off topic.
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Bomb Scare at the Buffalo Wild Wings
Posted on February 9, 2010
| The Editor
The Buffalo Wild Wings near Mid Rivers Mall in St. Peters was evacuated today after a bag with a “suspicious” device inside was found.
St. Peters police and fire and the St. Charles County Bomb Squad were called to the restaurant at I-70 and Mid Rivers Mall about the suspicious bag around 10:00 a.m. inside the business.
All of the employees had to evacuate the building until the bag was removed.
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Some Douche Bag Psycho Church Hates Lebanon, Missouri
Posted on February 2, 2010
| The Editor
Its no secret to us that they have a blog for everything these days, but its still hard to believe that there is a blog out there that counts down horrific events to people and places and then tries to spin it as god dropping the hammer for some perceived slight against the world. You know, horrible things like finding someone attractive that they don’t agree with or telling them to shut up when they are spouting hate-speech.
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If You Never Got Your Package of Coke, Its at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office
Posted on January 29, 2010
| The Editor
You know that package with the baggie of cocaine you were expecting? Well it was accidentally delivered to the Franklin County Assessor’s Office.
The Union Police Department was contacted Thursday afternoon after a mysterious powdery substance turned up at the Franklin County Assessor’s Office from a Pacific resident. The powdery substance turned out to be a controlled substance.
This story gets better, because apparently the Assessor isn’t exactly hip to the jive.
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Video: Rams Fans Eating Turf at Last Game of Season
Posted on January 15, 2010
| The Editor
We already talked about this, but we found the video and just had to share.
Turns out after this incident occured the Rams said it was all on purpose! They claim the two fans signed up for something called the “Rams Quaterback Experience” which entails you getting badly hurt while an actual Rams offensive lineman watches.
Check Out These Lovely Martin Luther King Jr Day Lights!
Posted on January 13, 2010
| The Editor
Found on a cold South City night. January 12th to be exact.
Seriously. Take them down.
We Feel Bad for the One Guy that Was Apparently Surprised by the Mark McGwire News
Posted on January 13, 2010
| The Editor
We here at Punching Kitty headquarters weren’t exactly surprised by Monday’s revelation that former home run champ and current St. Louis Cardinals batting coach Mark McGwire finally came clean, admitting that he did in fact take steroids during his career.
However we can’t say that about everyone.
One South County Cardinals fan apparently fell back against the wall clutching his chest while whispering “dios mio!” to himself like some old Latina woman.
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Rams Injure Fans on Fan Appreciation Day
Posted on January 4, 2010
| The Editor
Only the Rams could start a new “Fan Appreciation Day” and in the process, injure two fans while going for stinky gear from a stinky team.
Two “fans” fell out of the stands on Sunday while reaching for shoes that were tossed in to the stands by Rams players.
One left strapped to a gurney, but apparently Coach Spags seemed to think both fans were not seriously hurt at the press conference.
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Woman Killed While Trying to Cross I-70
Posted on December 21, 2009
| The Editor
People are stupid.
When does the idea “Hey lets cross this major interstate on foot” ever cross someone’s mind quickly followed by the even dumber thought to actually do it?
Police said Peggy Ramsey, 47, of the 30 block of Arbor Village was struck and killed on Highway 70 at Salisbury at 8:05 pm. Authorities say a 56-year old woman in a Ford Taurus, was traveling westbound on Highway 70 approaching Salisbury when a car in front of her suddenly swerved.
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