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Mayor Slay is Here to Help

Posted on February 1, 2011 | The Editor

In case you forgot the way to get help via the phone that most of you grew up ingrained in your minds, Mayor Slay is here to help with a perfectly timed tweet reminding you all about 911 for all your Snowpocalypse related emergencies. Where the hell was this kind of helpful tidbit in November when the city seems to be in the midst of a race against 2009’s death toll? [Read More]

Mayor Slay: Hey NFL, Have the Giants and Vikings Game in St. Louis! NFL: No.

Posted on December 14, 2010 | The Editor

At this point, we’re quite sure that you know all about the Giants and Vikings NFL adventure: The Giants tried to get to Minnesota, but got stranded in Kansas City (sucks for them), causing Sunday’s game to be played on Monday…and then…this shit happened. …which moved the game to Detroit. You also know that the Vikings got destroyed and people talked about Brett Favre the whole time. What you might now have known is that one mayor offered to have the game played at his local stadium instead of Detroit. [Read More]

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5 Things That Are More Popular on Facebook Than Mayor Slay and One That Isn’t

Posted on October 22, 2010 | The Editor

Everything is on Facebook. Everything. Because of that little fact, its a great way to spend your Thursday night, going through things to see how popular they are based on their number of “Likes”. For instance, we found St. Louis’ Mayor, Francis Slay‘s page rocking a pretty damn low 35 “likes”: 35! You know what has more than 35 likes? Sure you can name a bunch of popular people that have way more than 35 likes. [Read More]

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Mayor’s Nephew Charged With Stalking

Posted on July 8, 2010 | The Editor

27 year old Benjamin Slay, nephew to St. Louis mayor Francis Slay, has been charged with “aggravated stalking” after violating a court order by coming in contact with…well…someone he wasn’t supposed to. The victim or their connection to Slay has not been released. Its gotta be an ex of some sort though right? It would be cooler though if it tied in to another St. Louis celeb. Like maybe he was stalking Ted Drewes. [Read More]

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City to Jack up Water Prices, Start Charging for Trash

Posted on June 15, 2010 | The Editor

St. Louis is poor. Mayor Slay is about a month away from having city employees sell cheese and sausage to their families. If only there was another way! If the city could only fine a service they provide and then charge more for it… City residents can expect to see their water rates increase, and a new $144-per-family annual trash fee. The city also talked about charging a $10-per-person entry fee for recreation centers, though that precise number may not stick. [Read More]

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St. Louis Apparently Big in Chess Scene So We Pick Who Should Play the Pieces.

Posted on May 25, 2010 | The Editor

So apparently St. Louis is a chess hot-bed. Who knew? Apparently its such an awesome chess scene that this crap happened… A few weeks ago, [Hikaru Nakamura, the reigning national chess champion] made news simply by relocating. The 22-year-old announced he was moving from Seattle to St. Louis to be a part of the burgeoning chess scene and to be a spokesman for the swanky Chess Club and Scholastic Center of St. [Read More]

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Mayor Slay Takes a Swing at the Kickball Issue

Posted on May 7, 2010 | The Editor

A couple of weeks ago we took a few shots at the people running and living near Tower Grove park that got together to give the boot to one of the kickball leagues. Tower Grove park should not be caving to some stuck-up park adjacent people who just want to have a quiet weekend. You bought a house by a park! In the middle of a city! … Having a bunch of people hanging out in the city each weekend is exactly what this city needs morhttp://www. [Read More]

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The Mayor Hates the Strippermobile

Posted on April 23, 2010 | The Editor

This is the first we are hearing of St. Louis’ own “Strippermobile” but this has to be the greatest thing we have ever heard of…ever…all time…and we’ve heard of lots of cool stuff before like that thing your mom does with her tongue and a carrot, so we know when something is top of the list cool. The Strippermobile is it. As Mayor Slay describes it: You have probably seen it before: truck, plexiglass walls, garish paint job, pole, women in scanty clothing. [Read More]

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Mayor Slay is Getting Bossy on Twitter

Posted on April 12, 2010 | The Editor

Have you been reading the St. Louis City Mayor’s Twitter account lately? Damn he’s getting bossy. In the last 12 hours Frankie Slay has told us what to wear, what to go see, and what to do with our weekend. First off let us say that when we glance at his tweets we see: “If you select your work clothes the night before, remember to think RED. #fags” Don’t you? Sorry, but you will now. [Read More]

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Mayor’s Office Internet Poll Offers Glimpse of Local Porn Usage and Takes Shots at Charter

Posted on March 5, 2010 | The Editor

Maybe you haven’t heard because you only use your computer for Facebook and sending people eCards and viruses, but Google threw it out there a few weeks ago that they are trying to get in to the crazy-fast internet service game and basically said “Hey, United States cities? You want it? Show me what you got.” Which prompted just about every city in the union to lose their shit trying to convince Google to go to the internet prom with them. [Read More]

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