If You See a Guy On His Porch in Maplewood Who Looks Like He’s Jacking It, He Probably Is
Kenny Gooch was sitting on his front porch in Maplewood one day and while he was watching a few high school girls walk by he decided to whip his junk out and smack it around a little. Who’s gonna know right? You way up on this porch and they’re way over there down two steps and over on the sidewalk 5 feet away. It’s the perfect crime!
So perfect he did it twice.
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