St. Louis Machete Thief Doesn’t Get Far

The plan was perfect. Right at midnight, grab the machete, run in to the 7-Eleven, get the cash and jump back in the van. The machete was a really nice touch and will allow a lot of other sites to use stills from that movie of the same name as all-too-obvious graphic, but too bad the clerk saw your get away vehicle! [T]he clerk saw him get into a large white van, which drove away, police said. [Read More]