> Wait. Is the big secret this season that everyone’s teh ghey on some level or another?
- Mayor Slay confesses he actually moonlights as an Arch Rival Roller Girl.
- St. Louis Daily Photo has people whacking ice with big hammers.
- St. Louis Beacon has all the inauguration coverage you could ever want!
- StlToday.com thinks you should go to see a movie that has Paris Hilton in it.
> If you’ve been quivering with anticipation for the next great horror musical, your wait is over.
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