We’re all for fall to start, but what a turd of a Labor Day! It’s rainy, the Cardinals are old and broken, there aren’t any full posts on any of the good websites today (especially Punching Kitty), and this morning we woke up too late to enjoy some Save By the Bell on MTV2!

We’ll try to get some BBQing done anyway, and watch this crazy South Korean music video for an extra shot of happy:

St. Louis made #3 on a seemingly good list about the best places to go for Labor Day! What the hell is happening here? Something feels wrong…very wrong. We aren’t the only ones feeling it, right Ghostbusters?

Exactly Dr. Venkman! “Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats…living together!” We are St. Louis. We don’t get on “good” lists and we don’t know how to take this.

On the one hand it’s great to see St. Louis near the top of a list that doesn’t start off with “the worst…”, “the most violent…” or “Biggest Diarrhea-inducing…” but on the other hand, this is a pretty lame list to top. “Top Labor Day Destinations”? Just saying it makes us want to kick our own ass. Labor Day isn’t even really about travel, it’s about BBQ-ing in your own backyard. An actual “Top Labor Day Destinations” list should include things like “Schnucks” or “Dirt Cheap” not “St. Louis”. So in some way Priceline is saying “Here are the top places to go on a weekend where no one ever goes anywhere.” or in other words “Don’t go here.” …and there we go!