Somehow I’ve managed to missed the insane bad TV brilliance of Great Day St. Louis until recently, and now I’ve been nothing but obsessed with watching clip after clip of a show that I keep waiting to end with “Gotcha!” or Will Ferrell announcing “the weather man is dead!  I killed the weather man!”

Take this little segment for example:

USA Today reported yesterday that Amtrak is reporting that their trains going between St. Louis and Kansas City are 96% on time.  Seriously.

This is a fucking joke right?  Who could possible give a shit about this?!  Maybe the article will tell me…

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — Amtrak trains traveling between Kansas City and St. Louis turned in a stellar on-time rate for January.

The Missouri Department of Transportation said Tuesday that the trains were on schedule 96% of the time. MoDOT credits better dispatching by Union Pacific and $400 million in track repairs that allowed the trains to move faster.

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Oh channel 4.  You bring us so much with this old promo riffing off The Ghostbusters…but the best thing?  A sexy Julius Hunter rocking the BlueBlockers seen above.

Click through to the jump to see the whole Newsbusters promo.