Cool Story Bro: Miss Missouri Thinks the Rams Won’t Suck

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:39:39 +0000

The Rams are probably going to suck, but who cares about analysis?! What does Katie Kearney, the current Miss Missouri, think?

We bet she’s gonna be brutal on them dude! She’s totally going to destroy their week linebacker core and pick apart the shaky Quarterback play! Oh man, she’s going to be all over them and definitely won’t just be some stereotypical overly optimistic beauty queen to the point where you’ll wonder: “Why the hell did anyone bother to ask her, let alone print it in a newspaper?”

Katie Kearney on PUNCHING KITTY

Cool Story Bro: Miss Missouri Thinks the Rams Won’t Suck