<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8" standalone="yes"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><title>Jermaine Johnson on PUNCHING KITTY</title><link>https://punchingkitty.com/tags/jermaine-johnson/</link><description>Recent content in Jermaine Johnson on PUNCHING KITTY</description><generator>Hugo</generator><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:00:48 +0000</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://punchingkitty.com/tags/jermaine-johnson/index.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title>Jermaine Johnson is Probably The Worst Boyfriend Of All Time</title><link>https://punchingkitty.com/2012/01/24/jermaine-johnson-is-probably-the-worst-boyfriend-of-all-time/</link><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:00:48 +0000</pubDate><guid>https://punchingkitty.com/2012/01/24/jermaine-johnson-is-probably-the-worst-boyfriend-of-all-time/</guid><description>&lt;p>&lt;strong>Jermaine Johnson&lt;/strong> is really bad at relationships and we have no idea if eharmony scores go in to the negative ranges (or even if they have scores) but if anyone could do it, it’s Jermaine.&lt;/p>
&lt;p>Jermaine was charged today on four new counts of felony, but we’ll get to that in a second. First here’s what he’s already done. The short version is: He broke in to his girlfriend’s house, poured lighter fluid on her and threatened to light a match while he raped her.&lt;/p></description></item></channel></rss>