Brad Pitt is from Missouri, and his parents still live in Missouri while he has gone on to be famous and do all kinds of cool stuff including be in tons of awesome movies and Angelina Jolie. But deep down he’s just like you and me because his mom is still embarrassing the crap out of him by writing letters to the local Springfield, MO paper denouncing homosexual lifestyles and abortion. Future daughter-in-laws that have made out with their own brother didn’t make the list however and thus that practice is confirmed to be, as expected, cool in southwest Missouri.
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