homeless

Man some guys get all the breaks. She Richard up there? He somehow broke off a piece of that sexy Donna up there! Man. How did he do it?! It doesn’t matter though. Now I have a plan to steal Donna away from him so I make out with her and find out what that crust on the corner of her mouth tastes like. I don’t want to give it all away, but it starts with “Here’s a dollar…” [Read More]

One of our more keen-eyed tipsters, Andy, emailed in to tell us about a fine little spot for those interested in a cute little place with a wide-open floor plan. For Sale! Feel the excitement and energy of downtown living at its finest! 44,000+ sq. ft. studio in the heart of the revitalized loft district! Imagine, your own outdoor jacuzzi / washing machine! 10+ bathrooms! TIF available, low utility bills, and plenty of nature surround this gem. [Read More]

It was raining and homeless guy walking the St. Louis streets spies a nice empty and dry tank so he crawls in…gotcha! ST. LOUIS (AP) — A homeless man is expecting recover after passing out in a tank that continued residue of a hazardous chemical. [The Tank] had residue from a chemical called Toluene, which is used in paint and paint thinners. St. Louis’ plan to capture and do awesome experiments on the homeless was thwarted by the employees of Brenntag Co, who saw the man and called the authorities. [Read More]