Guy Stabs Another Guy Downtown Over a Bag of Cheetos
Posted on September 6, 2012
| The Editor
Tuesday night two homeless gentlemen where arguing downtown near the convention center. They were arguing over who was going to get to eat a bag of Cheetos. Eventually one guy stabbed the other guy. So ends another regular night in St. Louis.
Homicide detectives in St. Louis are investigating the incident which happened shortly before 9:00 p.m. at 6th and Washington.
Officials say the knife attack started with an argument over a bag of Cheetos.
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Larry Rice Isn’t Going to Tell You Where He’s Planning on Stashing the Homeless
Posted on May 24, 2012
| The Editor
Larry Rice really likes it when all the homeless are in one place. He supported the now defunct “Hopeville” homeless camp, and just last week his new “Integrity Village” was quickly shut down by the city. Where will Larry try to herd homeless people to next? Ha, nice try! He’s not telling anyone this time!
“We’re taking this underground,” [Larry’s son Chris] Rice said, “We’re not going to tell you where we’re taking it.
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Are County Leaders Shipping Their Homeless to the City? (Probably.)
Posted on February 16, 2012
| The Editor
City leaders are complaining that the various area counties are actively shipping their homeless in to the city to live in group camps like the infamous “Hopeville” encampment. Of course by “shipping” we mean driving them in a car in to the city and then telling them to get out, but it’s way more funny if you think of it like the county is setting homeless guy traps filled with homeless guy treats like beard combs and flanel jackets only to shake them out of their cages, releasing them in the wilds of south city and downtown.
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It’s Raining Homeless Children in St. Louis
Posted on May 16, 2011
| The Editor
A 3-year-old boy bouncing on a fourth-floor bed of a homeless bounced himself right out the window, landing on second floor deck roof and somehow escaped serious harm. Turns out all our mothers were right, you should totally not bounce on the bed. We hate when she’s right! We’re suddenly very aware of the amount of hairs growing on our palms.
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports the boy was bouncing on a bed Wednesday night at the Gateway 180 shelter when he fell through an open window.
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Hopeville Residents Get Moved Again…to Apartments!
Posted on May 9, 2011
| The Editor
The story of St. Louis’ most prominent homeless camp, Hopeville, never seems to end. They’ve been threatened by the city government, then moved, then threatened with removal once again…and now they’re being moved…again. There’s a pattern here we think, but it’s being covered up by one of those big homeless guy coats that holds in all the stink.
St. Louis city leaders say the homeless cannot continue to camp in their makeshift homes along the riverfront.
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Homeless Camp Hopeville Under Fire Over Fires
Posted on January 14, 2011
| The Editor
St. Louis premiere homeless person shanty town Hopeville, which we’ve covered before, is under city pressure again. The city thinks the current Hopeville installation is a fire hazard after three tents burned last week.
In the fire last week, one tent caught fire, and witnesses said it spread to at least two others. A few propane tanks that were being stored in the first tent exploded. While a propane heater was being used in the tent, it was unclear how the fire started.
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Hopeville Homeless Camp Not Gone, Just Somewhere Else Now
Posted on December 9, 2010
| The Editor
Earlier this year we talked about Hopeville, the homeless camp downtown underneath the Tucker Boulevard tunnel until the city kicked them all out in May because it probably smelled a lot like pee and sadness, which is ok when we go to visit Grandma, but not when we walk down Tucker.
While Hopeville I is gone, as planned, Hopeville II was created so that there could be another really really sad place named something that sounds really really happy.
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Woman Wakes Up to Homeless Guy in House
Posted on August 18, 2010
| The Editor
Who wouldn’t want to wake up to that face in the morning? Apparently this snooty broad from Belleville who got all uptight when she woke up to see a homeless guy (above) standing in her room.
According to police, the man was found inside the home in the 100 block of East Monroe last Thursday. The Victim woke up, screamed and the suspect left her room. Officers came and arrested the man without any incident.
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Hopeville Springs Until About a Month From Now
Posted on April 21, 2010
| The Editor
City officials met with Larry Rice and his army of homeless guys Tuesday about the downtown Hopeville Tunnel. The tunnel is an old railroad tunnel under Tucker Boulevard that has become a makeshift homeless shelter for those both downtown and downtrodden for some time now, and Reverend Larry Rice is even known to direct people it’s direction. However, the city says the conditions are “inhumane” and the tunnel needs to be destroyed.
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City Workers Throw Away Homeless Guy’s Heart Meds
Posted on November 6, 2009
| The Editor
We all know from our experiences at the post office or DMV that some people can be pretty damn rude, but this is some cold shit right here:
Four or five homeless people have made Interco Park on Tucker near Cole their home for the last few months, but Wednesday night, were told the park was going to be cleaned up and out Thursday.
At 10 a.m. Thursday, a city garbage truck backed up to the tents and employees of the parks department started dismantling tents and dumping bags of personal possessions into the gaping maw of the truck.
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