The New Emerald Van Has Been Released

The Hazelwood headquartered Emerald Automotive has released an working version of their new low emissions van and if the tests go well, it will mean jobs for the St. Louis region.

“I am delighted to see the vehicles in action,” said Emerald Automotive CEO Andy Tempest. “Full credit must be given to our engineering team and technical partners who have worked tirelessly over the past 18 months to meet all our demanding cost, design and milestone targets. This is a considerable achievement, given that the t-001 is an all-new vehicle designed from the ground up.”

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Hazelwood Hates the Girl Scouts

“We don’t want to give the impression we’re cracking down on Girl Scouts selling their cookies,”  — Tim Davidson, a Hazelwood city spokesman

Ok, but it does actually seem like you are trying to give the impression you’re cracking down on Girl Scouts selling their cookies, Mr. Davidson. You see…and maybe when we highlight this you’ll see our side…see it really started to feel like you were cracking down on Girl Scouts selling their cookies…when you started to crack down on a couple of Girl Scouts selling their cookies. You know? Remember when you told two girls they couldn’t sell cookies in the front yard off of a folding table because of zoning laws? Yeah…that’s what we’re talking about right there.

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