On Monday the Reliance Bank off of Olive in St. Louis County.  Here’s a shot of the action:

The cops believe that the suspect is a man in his 50s wearing a baseball cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket.  But thats probably because they have a freaking picture of an older guy in the bank holding a gun wearing a cap, sunglasses and a dark jacket. Nice work. The suspect is either him or the lady in pink, but she doesn’t seem to be all that in to the money and she’s not holding a gun.

James Looney (no, not the Dodgers player.  He only has one ‘o’.) decided to show his girlfriend how to use a gun the other day.  Clearly the lesson plan wasn’t sinking in, so this teaching revolutionary decided the best way to show her how to not use a gun was the kill himself.

Best lesson plan of all time!  You can only use it the one time though.