Governor Nixon Gives St. Louis More Jogging Trails, Designated Areas for Muggers

St. Louis just hit the $1.5 million dollar jackpot with money to make jogging trails…or possibly more¬†adequately¬†named: muggable surface area. Any new paths for people to walk, unguarded, in to shady areas with iPod strapped to their arms sure makes things easy, which can only help St. Louis’ single largest export: People that don’t want to live here anymore. Cha-ching! Nixon said he had no problems allocating funds for trails in tough economic times for the state. [Read More]