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Kawika Mitchell plays for the Bills and when he heard that everyone’s favorite ex-Rams offensive linemen Richie Incognito signed with his team, he took to his Twitter account to tell the world about how happy he was to play with the man voted the “Dirtiest Player in the NFL”

He later recanted, because he basically had to after his team PR team crawled up his big ass.

Twitter is awesome.

We love it!

Rams running back Steven Jackson tweeted out his love for “Ernest Saves Christmas” while hanging out at teammate Mike Karney’s house last night:

Do we love this so much because we can’t think of a better celebrity pairing than Steven Jackson and the late Jim Varney, or just because its nice to know SJ39 can take a moment and forget what team he plays for?

Answer: Both.

Yesterday afternoon, ole “Coach Spags” of our St. Louis Rams finally found what we all were hoping he would some day: His balls. Finally after costing us a tons of penalty yards and being a general douche for pretty much the whole time he was here, the Rams cut Richie Incognito. Let him have it Coach! Tell this punk he’s outa here! “As with all other personnel moves, this is what we felt was in the best interest of the team at this time,” said Spagnuolo. [Read More]

It was Wil Witherspoon. Its ok if you’ve never heard of him, and if thats the case you are totally not going to know the guy we got for him, Brandon Gibson, a rookie wide receiver from the Eagles. Here’s your scouting report from the Rams. They are psyched. “Brandon is a young receiver that we have followed since training camp,” Rams GM Billy Devaney said in a statement. “He has good size (6-0 and 210), good hands and had a very productive preseason. [Read More]

To: St. Louis Subject: RE: Rush Limbaugh and the Rams If he wants to buy to Rams with his money, who cares? If you don’t like him, guess what? Doesn’t matter. If you think he’s awesome…guess what? Doesn’t matter. He’ll be a freaking minority owner, so really, calm the hell down. That ownership team doesn’t have a chance as it stands right now anyway. Please stop. Also, I hear they kicked him out anyway. [Read More]

That’s it.

There’s no post.

They f*cking suck.

The Rams lost, again. They are now the team with the longest current losing streak since Detroit actually scraped one together against the Redskins. Its getting pretty nasty over at Rams Park for the new regime and Post Dispatch scribe Bernie Miklasz has the proof on his Twitter feed: Ouch. Its no looking any easier for the Sheep either. Next up are the 49ers, then the Vikings, Jaguars, and Colts. Oh and when if we loose those next four games, the Rams will be 0-17…not in one season of course, but still. [Read More]

Kyle Turley was traded to the St. Louis Rams in March of 2003, which seemed to set in to motion a series of crazy crap for Turley: injuries, a battle with then head coach Mike Martz and then more injuries that resulted in him leaving the Rams and having a short stint with the cross-state Chiefs. What’s Turley up to now though? Music. Country music. Good country music. [Editor’s Note: You have no idea how hard that was for us to write that! [Read More]

In case you couldn’t hear through the buzz, the Rams still suck. Jeff Gordon said it well on his blog post: The Rams have a new upper management team and a new head coach. Most of their assistant coaches are new, too, as are roughly half the players on their opening roster. But the Rams have the same old problems. The Rams started the 2009 season by making a slew of mental, physical and emotional mistakes on both sides of the ball. [Read More]

Congratulations to St. Louis’ own full contact women’s football team on winning their league championship! The St. Louis SLAM women’s full contact football team are now the champions of the Women’s Football Alliance for the first time in team history after a 21-14 victory over the West Michigan Mayhem last Saturday. The undefeated SLAM traveled to Pan Am Stadium in New Orleans, LA, for a championship game showdown with the undefeated Mayhem, and they returned home to St. [Read More]