The Bills are Really Happy to See Richie Incognito

Kawika Mitchell plays for the Bills and when he heard that everyone’s favorite ex-Rams offensive linemen Richie Incognito signed with his team, he took to his Twitter account to tell the world about how happy he was to play with the man voted the “Dirtiest Player in the NFL”

everyone_hates_richieHe later recanted, because he basically had to after his team PR team crawled up his big ass.

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The Rams Release Problem Child Richie Incognito

richie-incognito-hipsYesterday afternoon, ole “Coach Spags” of our St. Louis Rams finally found what we all were hoping he would some day: His balls.

Finally after costing us a tons of penalty yards and being a general douche for pretty much the whole time he was here, the Rams cut Richie Incognito.

Let him have it Coach!  Tell this punk he’s outa here!

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The Rams Traded Someone

Witherspoon_Feature_65736It was Wil Witherspoon.  Its ok if you’ve never heard of him, and if thats the case you are totally not going to know the guy we got for him, Brandon Gibson, a rookie wide receiver from the Eagles.

Here’s your scouting report from the Rams.  They are psyched.

“Brandon is a young receiver that we have followed since training camp,” Rams GM Billy Devaney said in a statement. “He has good size (6-0 and 210), good hands and had a very productive preseason. His familiarity with our offensive system should help his transition to our team.”

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Shut the Hell Up About Rush Limbaugh!

To: St. Louis

Subject: RE: Rush Limbaugh and the Rams

If he wants to buy to Rams with his money, who cares?

If you don’t like him, guess what?  Doesn’t matter.

If you think he’s awesome…guess what?  Doesn’t matter.

He’ll be a freaking minority owner, so really, calm the hell down.

That ownership team doesn’t have a chance as it stands right now anyway.

Please stop.

Also, I hear they kicked him out anyway.

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The Rams Continue the Suckfest

81707287DV023_SANFRANCISCOThe Rams lost, again.  They are now the team with the longest current losing streak since Detroit actually scraped one together against the Redskins.  Its getting pretty nasty over at Rams Park for the new regime and Post Dispatch scribe Bernie Miklasz has the proof on his Twitter feed:

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Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

Kyle Turley Talks to Punching Kitty About Music and Brain Injuries

DSC_0374_croppedKyle Turley was traded to the St. Louis Rams in March of 2003, which seemed to set in to motion a series of crazy crap for Turley: injuries, a battle with then head coach Mike Martz and then more injuries that resulted in him leaving the Rams and having a short stint with the cross-state Chiefs.

What’s Turley up to now though?  Music.  Country music.  Good country music.  [Editor’s Note: You have no idea how hard that was for us to write that!]

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Rams Still Suck

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In case you couldn’t hear through the buzz, the Rams still suck.

Jeff Gordon said it well on his blog post:

The Rams have a new upper management team and a new head coach. Most of their assistant coaches are new, too, as are roughly half the players on their opening roster.

But the Rams have the same old problems. The Rams started the 2009 season by making a slew of mental, physical and emotional mistakes on both sides of the ball.

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St. Louis Slam Win Championship: Way to Go Dudes!

postgame_team-pic-02_emailCongratulations to St. Louis’ own full contact women’s football team on winning their league championship!

The St. Louis SLAM women’s full contact football team are now the champions of the Women’s Football Alliance for the first time in team history after a 21-14 victory over the West Michigan Mayhem last Saturday.  The undefeated SLAM traveled to Pan Am Stadium in New Orleans, LA, for a championship game showdown with the undefeated Mayhem, and they returned home to St. Louis with the championship trophy on board.  The SLAM finished a perfect 8-0 in the 2009 regular season and made their run to the championship with wins over Las Vegas, Jacksonville, and finally West Michigan.

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