fast food

Everyone’s all high on Paris romance because they imagine a man and a woman eating cheese at a cafe in the shadow of the Eiffel Tower, their eyes meet and they fall in love right there. But lets give St. Louis some credit on the romance too! The same beautiful scene happens in St. Louis all the time…just replace the cheese with a fried cheese stick, the Eiffel Tower with a mostly deserted outlet mall and make both of the people you’re imagining a little fatter and boom! [Read More]

File this under weird. We were recently sent a link to an experience with one local guy and a local McDonalds. [Editor’s Note: Thanks to our tipster! You know who you are…] I would try to explain this, but its best I don’t. I’ll let the email he sent to McDonalds do the explaining: I went through drive-thru and ordered one double-quarter pounder meal. When I got to the drive thru window I was asked to move forward. [Read More]