Missouri House Submits Bill That Forces Surgery to be All Sober and Boring

Missouri House member Vicki Schneider of O’Fallon, has submitted a bill that would make it a Class B misdemeanor if a doctor was caught performing surgery, or any other medical procedure, on a patient while under the influence of alcohol or drugs, making officially illegal something that is only the realm of malpractice lawsuits currently. You read that right Missouri! As it stands, if your Doctor can manage to drive his drunk ass to the hospital without getting a ticket, then he’s free and clear to cut you open. [Read More]

Super Fun Patrol Get Glasses and Channels Chris Rock

Craig Mayhem of Super Fun Patrol is complaining about his glasses, the doctors, and the job they do in general and in the process he’s channeling Chris Rock. First of all, anyone who calls themselves a doctor, yet doesn’t fix your medical issue is a LIAR. They give you an appliance that you attach to your body and send you on your way, even though your problem isn’t really fixed. [Read More]