St. Louisan Carl Koenemann has been selected by Cosmo magazine as Missouri’s top bachelor.

In his own words: “I’m outgoing, energetic, and caring.”

Says Carl, who probably made that shit up. What’s he going to say? “I’m kind of a douche and not 100% sure if I’m straight yet.”?! Tell us something else Carl! Something we can believe in!

Guitar hero: “In my downtime, I play guitar and write songs. I’m inspired to write when I’m feeling love or pain. It’s cathartic.”

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